Sorry it took a little longer with your clone but after the driving test I had to make a few minor alterations. Trust me, I've been riding in a lot of cars with many different Gibbs clones but this one would have put the fear of god into both Dale Earnhardt, Sr. and Jr. and possibly Michael Schumacher. I'm telling you, I've hardly ever been that scared.
So, after a minor tune-up and a few hardcore driving lessons with Mr SG (who by the way had to resort to his no-nonsense Sergeant tone to which the clone responded very, very favorably) I am now certain that you won't be in immediate danger should you ever let your new clone get behind the wheel.
Right, we're getting into the clone delivery RV right now. Expect us no later than tomorrow for breakfast and have plenty of coffee ready.
He's so nice. Fixed a leak in the roof of my garden shack before we left.
Then, of course, he changed. He wanted to look nice when he met you.
P.S. He's got the Sig and an extra pair of cargo shorts in his backpack...
At least twice as hot as Brad Pitt!
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