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NCIS Parody 12 Days of Christmas
Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 at 9:25pm »

Note: I do not mean to offend anyone of NCIS of all but it was 12am when I wrote this Christmas Carol. It's not even near Christmas and I was so bored out of my crazy mind!


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two farting Berts and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three Probies, two farting Berts and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts, and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six Caf-Pows, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Ziva Chibis, six Caf-Pows, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts, and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight Fornells, seven Ziva Chibis, six Caf-Pows, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts, and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine screaming Tonys, eight Fornells, seven Ziva chibis, six Caf-Pows, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts, and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten Gibblets, nine screaming Tonys, eight Fornells, seven Ziva Chibis, six Caf-Pows, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts, and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven elf lords, ten Gibblets, nine screaming Tonys, eight Fornells, seven Ziva Chibis, six Caf-Pows, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts, and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve flowers for Jenny, eleven elf lords, ten Gibblets, nine screaming Tonys, eight Fornells, seven Ziva Chibis, six Caf-Pows, five golden coffee cups, four cups of coffee, three Probies, two farting Berts, and Ari and a Bravo 51 Kate.


And that's how NCIS celebrates their Christmas. =P

[Mikki]

Just a warning, this story is definitely PG-13 and contains some spoilers.

Mikki Hara is my character who was born and raised in Washington D.C. She's 27 and has long brown hair and hazel eyes. In this Fan-Fiction, she's the new special agent of NCIS and sits at McGee's desk. Not having a desk of her own. =P She's also McGee's girlfriend. Anyway, she's half psychic and she's basically a bit adamant and smart.

Just to clear some pointers, McGee told Mikki about Jenny's actual death in a shooting and how she died, (Though, it wasn't actually stated in the show. Just did it through my view. The NCIS director stuff is all true and McGee told her and all.)

And, about Kate Todd and her death. Again, from Twilight, Kill Ari parts 1 and 2. It's basically true and I didn't put it as my perspective like Jenny.

And, about Ziva. I just clarified that she was a Mossad Liaison/Officer and her homecoming to Israel.

Anyway, I added spoilers but they might not be true or so.

Chapter 1, The Arrival of Mikki Hara.

It was a blustery Sunday afternoon as Team Gibbs were sitting at their desks, looking guilty after losing their Israeli friend, Ziva David, a Mossad Liaison. It only seemed like yesterday when she came to NCIS after their former Special Agent, Kate Todd’s death.

McGee ended the silence. “Ziva isn’t dead. Let’s just face it and move on until she’s ready to come back.”
Tony seemed angry from McGee’s remark. “Probie, we know she isn’t dead. We can’t move on after what happened with Rivkin. Even Ziva hates me after what happened to him.”
Gibbs interrupted. “She can’t hate you forever DiNozzo. One day, she’ll ask you to marry her.”
McGee laughed.
“Like that’s going to happen, I think Ziva wants Tony dead.”
“Can it Probie.”

Gibbs’s cell phone rang.
“Gibbs.”
Tony and McGee eavesdropped over Gibbs’s conversation.
“You’re here? Great, I’ll meet you out front.”
He ended the conversation and walked off.
“Who was that?”
Gibbs ignored McGee and continued to walk into the elevator.
Abby walked towards DiNozzo and McGee. “Where’s Gibbs going?”

DiNozzo sighed. “Who knows? He’s Gibbs.”

McGee answered. “It’s probably Ziva.”
DiNozzo chimed in. “Or his new girlfriend.”

Abby questioned DiNozzo, “Speaking of girlfriends, don’t you have a new girlfriend?”
DiNozzo sighed. “If only I had one that didn’t accuse me of killing her father.”

“Then I suppose you don’t have a girlfriend. Good luck on finding one.”

Abby walked off. “Oh McGee, I found this in my lab today...is it yours?”

McGee snatched the picture of him and his girlfriend, Mikki.
“Yea, that’s Mikki. She’s actually coming here tomorrow to be assigned as an agent.”

DiNozzo sighed. “You finally found a girlfriend that you can actually afford Probie, Kudos.”
“Thanks Tony. She’s pretty cute and smart.”
McGee showed DiNozzo the picture of him and Mikki.
“Damn Probie. She is cute. You’re lucky to belong to a cute girl. Wait, she looks like your sister.”

Mikki looked identical to Sarah; McGee’s little sister except she was a little bit taller and had long dirty blonde hair and green eyes.

A short while later, Gibbs came back with a tall girl wearing a black hoodie and blue jeans and sunglasses.
McGee remarked.
“Speaking of Mikki, she’s here.”

The girl with the black hoodie and blue jeans replied as she sat down in Ziva’s empty desk and removed her sunglasses.
“Hi.”
McGee responded as he walked up to Mikki and gave her a kiss on the cheek. “Hey you.”
Mikki responded back. “Hey.”

DiNozzo gagged. “This makes me feel horrible. I’m going to puke on the new Probie.”

Gibbs retorted. “Give her a break DiNozzo. You’re going to get used to it until Ziva comes back.”
“So, Mikki isn’t staying?”

Gibbs retorted back. “No, she’s staying here permanently.”
DiNozzo groaned. “We don’t need another Probie to be bored with.”

“Well, too bad DiNozzo. You’re just going to get used to me being around. I’m better than what you’re thinking about me.”
McGee smiled at Mikki and gave her a wink while DiNozzo sighed.

“She’s acting just like Kate.”

Mikki was clueless. “Who’s Kate?”

DiNozzo went silent while Gibbs explained. “Kate was a special agent that used to work on Air Force One and NCIS until she died.”
Mikki sighed. “Wow, she died? Let me guess, she was killed by Ari Haswari.”
DiNozzo perked up. “You know about Kate’s death?”
Mikki giggled. “You don’t think I’m a ditz? Timmy tells me everything.”
DiNozzo questioned Mikki. “Then, do you know who Jenny Shepard was?”
“Yeah, Jenny Shepard was the former director of NCIS; she was fatally wounded in California at a deserted diner.”
Gibbs spat out his coffee. “How did you know?”
Mikki explained. “I saw it in the news, Gibbs. Anyway, I suspected that she was a great leader. I know how much you guys miss her.”
Gibbs questioned Mikki.
“By the way Mikki, do you have a last name?”
Mikki laughed. “Yea, but I just go by Mikki instead of my last name. I would like it if you went by my first name.”
“Then what is it?”
“Hara, Mikki Hara.”
DiNozzo laughed. “Nice name.”

Mikki sat in McGee’s lap. “So, I heard a fellow Israeli officer...Ziva David was coming back from Tel Aviv?”
“Hopefully.”

Gibbs ordered McGee to run an errand for him. “McGee, show Mikki around.”
McGee responded back to Gibbs.
“Right.”
McGee held Mikki’s hand as they walked around.
DiNozzo laughed as they were lost in the distance. “Gibbs, wouldn’t you agree that McGee and Mikki look adorable together?”
Gibbs remarked. “Yeah, sort of what you and Ziva should have ended up as.”
DiNozzo sighed again and said nothing.

As McGee and Mikki walked around, the elevator opened up and there was Ziva, beaten up and battered.
“Is that Ziva, Timmy?”
“I’ll explain later on Mikki.”
Mikki and McGee kept on touring through the headquarters.

Ziva caught a glimpse of McGee and Mikki but kept walking on.

“Anyway, this is Forensics. Where Abby works.”
“Isn’t Abby that Goth girl that you dated a while back?”
“Yeah, but we separated a while ago. She’s unlike any other goth.”

McGee and Mikki walked into the lab where Abby was sitting and sipping on her Caf-Pow!
“Hey Abby, I’d like to introduce you to Mikki.”
Abby smiled at Mikki and gave her a hug.
“Hey! Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you too, Timmy told me about you.”
“Oh really?”
Mikki smiled and remarked.
“You’re unlike any other Goths I’ve seen.”


“Thanks.”

McGee interrupted the conversation and grabbed Mikki.
“We’ll see you later Abby.”

As McGee and Mikki continued their tour, McGee showed Mikki the Autopsy Lab where Ducky and Palmer worked on a new corpse.
“Ducky, this is Mikki. The new rookie agent.”
“Ah, nice to meet you Miss Mikki, you are one beautiful young lady.”
“Thank you Ducky.”

McGee and Mikki left the autopsy room. “Timmy, do they really work on dead bodies? Eck.”
“Yeah, after every investigation, Ducky and Palmer come back to NCIS and begin to work on the bodies to determine their cause of death and how they died.”
“I see.”
“Sometimes, Ducky even talks to the dead bodies. It’s creepy.”
Mikki laughed.
“Like you sing in the shower sometimes?”
McGee laughed.
“That’s a whole entire story. And, I do not sing in the shower.”

The couple ended their tour and headed back to Gibbs’ office.


I will have Chapter 2 up soon. ;]