LJG_NCIS's Fics

[LJG_NCIS]

Lately I've had a whole bunch of new ideas for fics, so I decided that I guess I should make my own thread to post them in. Since a lot of my fics are ships, I figured that I should out it in the shippr thread. Now it's just a matter of finding time to type my stories up .

[LJG_NCIS]

OK, here's my first fic in my thread.

The Big Bomb

Summary: Kate and Abby hatch a devious plan. What will the consequences be...?

Disclaimer: I don’t own NCIS or anything to do with it. That all belongs to DPB, CBS, and Paramount.

Pairing: KIBBS in upcoming chapters.

Chapter 1: A Plan

“Do you have all the stuff Kate?” Abby asked her partner in crime.

“Yeah. Are you absolutely sure Gibbs won’t kill us if we do this?”

“Of course I am! Well, I think so anyway. I’m pretty sure that nobody has ever tried anything like this before.”

“That makes me feel so reassured Abbs.” Kate rolled her eyes, but Abby didn’t notice. She was too busy making sure the had all the things they needed to make their plan work.

“Glad I could help. Ok, let’s do this thing.”
“I’m warning you Abby. I came in at 0530 just so I could help you with your little ‘plan’.This better work or...”

“Just trust me Kate. This is you and me. It’s not like Tony is going to try to pull this off. Gibbs would probably shoot him. Or make him partner up with Timmy for a month.”

That made both the lab tech and the Special Agent chuckle.

“‘Course, I bet your ‘or else’ would be pretty hinky though Kate.” Abby added.

“But there’s no time to talk. It’s already 0600. Gibbs will be in soon. We have to get to work.”

Even though Abby and Kate were the only people in the dark NCIS building, they still snuck around as quietly as humanly possible. They were just a little paranoid. Of course, if you were going to pull a practical joke like this one on someone like Gibbs, you would be paranoid too.

Hope ya'll like it!

[Karie]

more please!

[LJG_NCIS]

Here ya go Karie...

Disclaimer: Same as before

Pairing: KIBBS

Chapter 2: The Plan's in Motion

"Ok, everything's in place Abby. We're all set."

"Awesome. Now all we have to do is wait."
************

Kate hung out at her desk in the bullpen, waiting for Gibbs to arrive. Abby had gone back up to the lab to fiddle around with her computers until Gibbs came into work. At exactly 0700 Gibbs walked into the bullpen, just like he did every morning. It was nearly show-time.

Everything was perfectly planned. Kate had done a little digging the week before and discovered that next Friday Gibbs favorite coffee shop was going to be closed for the day. And it was common knowledge that since Gibbs had found this place, no other coffee shop was up to Gibbs strict standards. So Kate and Abby had conspired and decided to play a little joke on Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. This is how it was going to go down: Kate would make her won special brew of java (Everyone, including Gibbs, knew that Kate could make a mean cup of coffee. It must have come from working at Dunkin' Donuts while she was in college.) They'd out it on his desk right before he came into work that morning. Nothing unusual about that. Everyone would just think that she was sucking up to the boss. But here's the hitch: As soon as the cup of coffee was picked up, it would pull on a transparent piece of clothes-line like string that was attached. The string would pull and launch a jumbo water balloon, soaking Gibbs.

It had all been planned so perfectly. Abby had measured trajectory as well as factoring Gibbs' height so it would hit him squarely in the chest. She had to make sure that the water bomb wouldn't burst near Gibbs computer and ruin it, or anything else of importance. But now the plan was ready for action. This was going to be a day that nobody would ever forget.
*********

"Morning Gibbs." Kate said cheerfully as he approached. "I heard that your favorite coffee place was closed today, so I brought some of my own brew for you.

Tony, who had arrived a few minuted earlier, leaned across his desk and whispered in Kate's ear, "Good thinking Katie. Now we won't have to deal with Gibbs growling from caffeine resignations like a bear that forgot his roll of Charmin." Tony laughed at his own lame joke, then resumed doing his work.

Kate just sighed exasperatedly. Tony could be such a pain sometimes. But she realized that after today, Tony would practically worship the ground she walked on for the little stunt she was about to pull off. At least he would for a few days. The thought made her smirk. Too bad McGee has the flu, she thought. Abby would definitely had some fun with him, possibly have him be her slave for a while. The possibilities were endless.

Meanwhile, Gibbs hadn't picked up his coffee yet. He was looking at Kate. As soon as she and Tony were finished talking, she looked up and he averted his eyes quickly.

"Thanks for the coffee Kate. I have a feeling that I;m going to need a lot of it today."

"Oh, you have no idea." Kate muttered to herself.

"What was that Kate?"

"Uh, nothing. I sneezed."

"Oh. Well, bless you."

"Thanks Gibbs."

It was the moment of truth. Gibbs, sitting at his desk, reached for his coffee. Right on time, Abby hurried into the bullpen. She went and stood next to Kate. muttering darkly. "Stupid clock. The one I have in the lab is so slow. I can't believe I almost missed it."

"Well, you didn't. Shhh, he's about to pick it up."

They were both trembling in anticipation and nervousement and excitement.

Gibbs wrapped his fingers around the coffee cup. Slowly, ever so slowly (or so it seemed for Kate and Abby) Gibbs picked up the cup, then raised it to his mouth...

TBC

[k8tyds]

AGH!!! i cant believe that you ended it there!!! thats so mean..... PLEASE PUT THE OTHER CHAPTERS UP!!! ;D

[LJG_NCIS]

You'll have to wait a few days k8. All in good time... Muahahaha!

[k8tyds]

must be worth the wait.......

[nikkinor]

Just got a chance to read this, I love it LJG_NCIS, you must give us some more, SOON!

[LJG_NCIS]

Thanks nikki. I have the next few chapters written, but I stiill have to type them. But first I have to finish writing an essay that's due tomorrow. Yuck.

[LJG_NCIS]

I decided to put off the homework and procrastinate ;D. Here' the next chapter!

Chapter 3: The Bomb Bursts

...and began to drink. Nothing happened.

Both Abby and Kate let out a breath that they hadn’t realized they’d been holding.

“Well, that was anti-climatic.” Abby muttered darkly under her breath.

“Tell me about it,” Kate whispered to Abby.

“Actually, I could go on for hours about how your brain interprets things and how it makes things
seem anti-climatic.”

“Learn that at college?”

“Nope. From Ducky.” Abby paused. “Hold on Kate! I know why it didn’t work!” She whipser-shouted. “He’s sitting down! He has to be standing up to trigger the balloon!”

“It looks like we won’t have to wait much longer then.”

They both turned their attention to Gibbs. Slowly (they both figured that his knee must be bothering him again) he clambered up out of his chair. To Abby and Kate it seemed like the next few seconds were in intense slo mo. And then...

ZING-SPLAT! Gibbs had picked up the coffee cup Kate had given him and it immediately pulled on the transparent, flexible, strong string that was made out of a plastic-like material. The string launched the humongous water balloon that was sitting on the edge of where two cubicles met straight into Gibbs muscular chest. The force of the jumbo balloon made Gibbs stumble, taking a step back and nearly falling on his butt. Of course, as is the way of water balloons, it burst as soon as it struck him.

He was soaked to the skin, totally drenched. The look on his face was of pure astonishment, a look Kate had never seen on his face before. Abby had burst out laughing, and Tony, hearing the commotion, looked up from his computer screen, and even though he looked very confused, he started laughing hysterically too.

If Kate had been focusing her attention on them instead of Gibbs, she probably would have peed her pants from laughing at the sight of Abbs and Tony, tears streaming down their face, unable to breathe from laughing so hard at the sight of Gibbs, soaked through and through, a look of bewilderment on his face.

But she wasn’t. Kate’s attention was focused solely on the soaked Special Agent. And if Kate had been looking at her two friends, she would have seen the looks on their faces change from hysteria to great..terror. That’s the only way to describe the look on their faces. Not that you could blame them. Because if you had seen the look on Gibbs face, you probably would have fainted right then and there. Abby and Tony were looking at Gibbs too. But not his whole body. Like Kate was. No, they were looking at his face. And it was not a pretty sight. Abby and Tony had never seen Gibbs looking as mad as he did right now. And we all know how mad Gibbs can get.

Finally Kate noticed Gibbs’ expression. And she was scared. Terrified. And not too many things scare Caitlyn Todd. But angry Gibbs was one of those few things, and boy, was he angry. It didn’t help matters either that she was the reason why he was so infuriated.

“Who the hell did this?!” Gibbs shouted so loudly that everyone jumped back in surprise.

Kate was scared practically out of her mind. Everything had gone all wrong, and now Gibbs was mad at her and she would lose her job on top if it all. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. Kate couldn’t fess up. But one look at Abby’s face told her otherwise. Abby looked so terrified, like a little girl in pigtails when the big bully stole her cupcake. Kate knew what she had to do.

“It-it was me Gibbs.”
“Kate? You’re the one that’s responsible for this?”
“Yes.”

“Conference room. NOW!” Gibbs stalked off towards the elevator. Kate followed his hesitantly, unsure of what was going to happen. She’d never seen him the angry before. Her little joke had gone terribly wrong.

TBC

[k8tyds]

love the story, hate the tbc!

[LJG_NCIS]

If I posted it all at once, then it wouldn't be fun, would it? The suspense makes it all the better. BTW, love your new avatar.

[nikkinor]

Loved this chapter, can't wait for more.

[LJG_NCIS]

*In my best official-sounding announcer voice* We now change from our scheduled fic to something...different.

Ok, I was bored the other day and didn't feel like thinking enough to work on fics, so I slapped together a poem. Before you read, it might be helpful to know that if I don't feel like actually calling the show N-C-I-S, I just call it "Ducky" because the first ep I ever saw part of was Lt. Jane Doe, and Ducky was in that a lot and I thought he was awesome, so he's why I first started watching the show. I don't think this poem is very good, but I'll post it anyway.

Tuesday nights are the best,
My favorite day of the week,
'Cause at 8 pm on comes the show I call
"The duck-man without a beak"

I'm referring to NCIS,
In my opinion it far surpasses all the rest.

I like to call the show "Ducky"
'Cause Ducky is awesome.
And if you don't believe me,
Just check line 4, stanza 1.

One of the reasons why NCIS is such an amazing feat,
Is because all of the characters are all really neat.

First there is L.J. Gibbs,
The fox with silver hair,
He's building a boat in his basement,
But has no idea how to get it out of there.

Then there is Abby Sciuto,
The peppy, goth lab tech.
Waith a Caf-pow! in her hand,
She loves to process things lie wrecks.

Tony DiNozzo is up next,
He's the jokester of the show.
You know he'll have a date every other day, at least,
Come rain or sleet or snow.

There's the new guy on the job,
His name is Tim McGee.
Some may call him a 'puter geek,
But I'll just call him Probie.

Doctor Donald Mallard
Is the NCIS M.E.
Although he tends to tell long stories,
He's still fondly known as Ducky.

And how could we forget,
The beloved Caitlyn Todd.
Gunned down by Ari in her prime,
She never understood why Tony loved his hot rod.

And this, my friends,
Is why I love the show NCIS.
If you want to make sure that I do not jest,
Then just tune in on Tuedays, 8 pm, on the channel CBS.

[k8tyds]

ljgibbs24 said:

If I posted it all at once, then it wouldn't be fun, would it? The suspense makes it all the better.

for us, it would be!!!

BTW, love your new avatar

thankyou ;D

great poem!!!!! ;D loved it